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  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: Your last breath
  • Reading: Fanfictions
  • Watching: And Waiting to strike!!
  • Playing: with peoples lives
  • Eating: COOKIE!
  • Drinking: Coke after I Glomp Simon 8D
Woot Woot!!
Long time no see amigos!! lifes been hectic!!
Firstly went to hospital cause they thought i had a blood clot! then my immune system just DISAPPEARED! but i got jello so im good

and THEN i failed my christmas tests so i had to study!!
BUT I GOT ON GREAT IN MY MOCKS!!!

TELL ME WHATS THE STORY BROS!!!

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Foroscha
Valkyrie
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Ireland
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... become my friend! :D

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:iconambersynthia:
AmberSynthia Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is there a way I can join one of your groups?
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:iconiluckycat:
iLuckyCat Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
HOLY SHEET DAT LLAMA's LOOKIN FINEEE :3
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:iconpazlowq:
pazlowq Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015   Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday!
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:iconforoscha:
Foroscha Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015   General Artist
Thank you!! :)
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:iconlordwormm:
Lordwormm Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Hobbyist
I really appreciate the favorite! :)
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Kyu3118 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
thank you for the watch =D
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:iconforoscha:
Foroscha Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014   General Artist
NO! thank you for the beautiful AC and prototype Art!!!! :D Its amazing!!!
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:iconflippythebear:
FlippyThebear Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
hey
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:iconforoscha:
Foroscha Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014   General Artist
Dude! Wassup!!??
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:iconflippythebear:
FlippyThebear Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
good
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