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  • Listening to: Your last breath
  • Reading: Fanfictions
  • Watching: And Waiting to strike!!
  • Playing: with peoples lives
  • Eating: COOKIE!
  • Drinking: Coke after I Glomp Simon 8D
Woot Woot!!
Long time no see amigos!! lifes been hectic!!
Firstly went to hospital cause they thought i had a blood clot! then my immune system just DISAPPEARED! but i got jello so im good

and THEN i failed my christmas tests so i had to study!!
BUT I GOT ON GREAT IN MY MOCKS!!!

TELL ME WHATS THE STORY BROS!!!

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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... become my friend! :D

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iLuckyCat Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my new account is
KasaiViperPit vuv you should watch, ne?
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Adeniniz Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016
Thank you for the watch! :)
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PunchieTheNeko Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2016  Student Artist
:3 Happy birthday, Valkyrie!
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KasaiViperPit Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Y-yo.. are you active anymore?
Happy birthday ;^;
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KasaiViperPit Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
FORO screamz
I changed mah account foro-senpai~!!! xD
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TrainerJ Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Pootis
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AmberSynthia Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is there a way I can join one of your groups?
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iLuckyCat Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HOLY SHEET DAT LLAMA's LOOKIN FINEEE :3
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spartan-locke Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015   Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday!
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Foroscha Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015   General Artist
Thank you!! :)
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